I saw this list on a cat forum and thought it was good. I had to type it while Simon, my black cat, was on my lap. He is a big guy so he was draped over my left arm, making typing difficult.

10. You will save money on their Halloween Costume.
9. A lint brush is not needed for a black tie affair.
8. Black cats are like onyx, a beautiful gem.
7. Black cats will match any decor.
6. You can always find them in the snow.
5. Luck is on your side when you love a black cat.
4. Holding a black cat is very slimming.
3. Love knows no color.
2. They don't care what color you are.
1. They are the least likely to be adopted.
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